Golden Goose Theatre at The Golden Goose pub,

146 Camberwell New Road

Camberwell

London

SE5 0RR

Nearest tube: Oval (Northern Line)

Nearest bus stop: Vassal Road (36, 185, 436, N136)

Rat Hands Theatre Presents:

Conjured!

A Conjuring Parody Musical

Thurs 6th - Sat 8th February

It's the one thing nobody asked for: the first ever completely unauthorised, highly-blasphemous, gay-as-hell musical adaptation of the highest-grossing horror franchise in history.

In ‘The Conjuring’, Ed and Lorraine Warren travel to a humble pub theatre in the UK and end up facing their toughest challenge yet, as demonic forces test their marriage and threaten their very souls.

Based on the movies based on the case files of real life paranormal investigators, ‘Conjured!’ is a musical parody summoned straight from the bowels of heck.

AEP Presents:

From This Day Forward

by Nicolas Ridley

Tues 18th - Sat 22nd February

Set in an alternate reality, 3 couples meet in a state-run facility and have just a few hours to make a life-changing decision. But can happiness really be mandated by the government? And how can laws and regulations make sense of the chaos of love and attraction? As the night gives way to morning, they are forced to decide. Both fantastical but all too believable, From This Day Forward explores the nature of the married state and the rules that govern it. Will you guess which marriage survives?

Nicolas Ridley’s plays have been performed throughout the UK, and in Ireland, Belgium, Australia and the USA. In Plain Sight and Friendly Bombs were staged at the OSO by Rare Fortune Productions. And Misconnections, his trio of short plays, at The White Bear, Kennington, in 2022.

The New Rep Theatre Presents:

A Doll's House

by Henrik Ibsen

Wed 26th Feb - Sat 1st March

Join The New Rep at The Golden Goose for an unforgettable evening with A Doll's House!

Step into the world of Nora Helmer as she navigates the complexities of marriage, identity, and societal expectations.

This is the first show in The New Rep Theatre's inaugural season, not to be missed

BodyScramble Presents:

As Long as the Stars Last

Tues 4th - Sat 8th March 2025

As Long as the Stars Last, is a multi layered non-verbal based, BSL integrated physical theatre show about space. Re-imagining Italo Calvino’s Cosmicomics, charting the worlds of imagination, science and the history of human space exploration.

Blending scientific fact with flights of curiousity, characters that shape shift through millennia and galaxies, taking different forms as both human, atomic and cosmic as they wade through the oceans of spacetime.

Using the physical lenses of Movement, Mime, Clowning, Object Manipulation and Puppetry. BodyScramble paints a playfully curious and tender look into the great unknowns of Space.

The show features Integrated BSL and is non-verbal based.

13th Night Theatre Company Presents:

Women Beware Women

Written by Thomas Middleton

Tues 11th - Sat 15th March 2025

“O the deadly snares that women set for women…”

Lust, desire, obsession… the women of Florence do not live, they merely survive. When aristocratic Bianca elopes to marry the low-born Leantio, her life takes a turn when spotted by the Duke. Meanwhile, the young Isabella prepares to be married off - much to the dismay of her uncle. Trouble brews when the conniving Lady Livia meddles in the ranks of Florence’s high society, forging lewd, illicit relationships. A dangerous game is at afoot, Bianca and Isabella must play through the lies and betrayals to win.

Once the truth surfaces, beware... the bloodiest of Jacobean tragedies joins the 13th Night Theatre Company repertoire.

A brilliant cast of eleven takes on Middleton’s most provocative work, ambitiously re-imagined under director Mya Grace Kelln. With movement direction by Isabella Garland, this experimental, physical theatre revival brings Shakespeare’s finest contemporary into the spotlight.

This evocative tragedy marks the second mainstage work of the 13th Night Theatre Company, a collective designed to deliver artistically-demanding stories. Emerging artists from around the world have joined forces to push creative boundaries, demonstrating that challenging theatre can be done by anyone, in any venue, at any level.

13th Night’s fearless revival runs March 11-15 at the Golden Goose Theatre. Join us for an absurdist retelling of the early modern world’s most radical… Women Beware Women.