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by Ruth Bratt and Niall Ashdown
2 & 3 July
Two of the UK’s finest and most sought-after exponents of comedy improvisation in a brand new show!
The magnificent Ruth Bratt (Comedy Store Players, Showstopper!) and the munificent Niall Ashdown (Impropera, regular guest at The Comedy Store, and recently at Jack Studio with his acclaimed Five Pianos) join forces to create scenes, sketches, monologues and songs, all of it created entirely spontaneously.
It will be quiet, compelling and very very funny.
Press for Five Pianos at the Jack Studio
‘Told through a mix of songs, poems, and monologues, Five Pianos is a sharp, witty production by a man whose knowledge and appreciation for the arts consistently shines through… Ashdown feels like a real embodiment of creativity – someone who has no choice but to make art inspired by and in response to the world around them… Thoroughly intelligent and well-paced, Five Pianos is an inspiring piece of theatre, filled with all the joy and heartache of a life well lived.’ Southwark News
‘It was highly engrossing stuff… A thoughtful and candid piece of theatre.’ ★★★★ London Theatre1

Portrait of a Tom as a Young Neenan
written and performed by Tom Neenan
9 - 11 July
In 2024, writer, actor and semi professional painter Tom Neenan received an invitation to paint the portrait of an 86 year old man.
But what promised to be a simple commission turns into an often hilarious and occasionally excruciating exploration of past failures, artistic missteps and current worries, ranging from body image to AI.
A comedy storytelling show about art, people and how people represent themselves through art, but somehow not as pretentious as that sounds.
Tom Neenan is a BAFTA and Writer’s Guild nominated writer, actor and comedian. Oh and painter. He was head writer of BBC Two’s hit comedy The Mash Report as well as a writer for Prince Andrew The Musical and Sky’s Silo.
Praise for Tom’s work:
“sustained and consistent brilliance” The Guardian
★★★★★ Three Weeks
★★★★ The Telegraph
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The Metro
★★★★ The List
★★★★ Fest
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by Merlin Stevens
directed by Arden Fitzroy
presented by Achy Bits Productions
14 - 28 July
“One of the first things you learn about me is that I do not believe in ghosts.”
Scrawled in the margins of Shakespeare’s play, Horatio draws his breath in laughter and pain to tell the story of someone jangled out of tune – himself.
Horatio has followed his situationship home for Christmas break. The fact that the young man in question is heir to the throne of Denmark, and the son of a murdered warlord, soon proves to be the least of his worries.
Horatio loves people deeply and he’s starting to suspect that the person he loves most may be more dangerous than plague, Nordic winter, or plot devices. But when it comes to ghostly affairs, Horatio may have a secret or two up his sleeve as well.
A blast of fresh air for the world of Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Horatio, In Thy Heart is a new play about the courage of setting boundaries and the complexity of mourning people who were bad for you.
Award-winning production company Achy Bits Productions continues its tradition of revelling in the queer shadow play behind the scrim of classic texts.
Press for this production:
“Merlin Stevens does well to amplify the distinctive voice of his Horatio… I must commend Achy Bits Productions” The Scotsman
“Deeply poetic… an interesting play that has heart and promise” LouReviews
“Strong and well-thought-out” Starburst Magazine
“Funny and serious at the same time. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are socks” ★★★★ The Derek Awards

Music by Michael Gore
Lyrics by Dean Pitchford
Book by Lawrence D. Cohen
Based on the novel by Stephen King
presented by Bromley Musical Theatre Company
28 July - 1 August
Carrie: The Musical is a dark musical drama based on the 1974 novel by Steven King, with influence from the 1976 film.
It follows an outcast teenage girl, Carrie White, who develops telekinetic powers after starting her period, and is tormented by peers and her religious mother. It highlights themes of bullying and religious trauma, culminating in a prom night disaster.
The musical premiered in Stratford-upon-Avon in 1988, before transferring to Broadway. Despite being a Broadway flop, mainly due to technical problems, it gained a cult following and has had hugely successful revivals. The themes of the show are very much still relevant, despite being written in the 1970s, and this production sets its version of Carrie: The Musical in the modern day.
This production will be performed by two casts over a six show run.
This amateur production of CARRIE THE MUSICAL is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd, www.concordtheatricals.co.uk









