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The Unicorn In Captivity

1 May

written by Angelika May, directed by Mayra Stergiou and Julia Mandler
produced by Vertebra Theatre

The Unicorn In Captivity” follows the redemptive and psychologically (sometimes physically) abusive relationship between ‘M’ and ‘F’.

The play’s synopsis centres around ‘M’, who, in the aftermath of his mother’s death, discovers his girlfriend’s hidden illness, leading him into unhealthy obsessive explorations and exploitations. It is a tale of forced vulnerability when living with a chronic illness, leaving some susceptible to receiving help from wolves in sheep’s clothing and a metaphorical depiction of patriarchal control in the medical industry.

i exist

written by Charlie Marshall, directed by Soeren Wellens

produced by In a Pickle Productions 

4th & 5th May at 7pm

2020. Drama student Rose has a deadline to create an online piece on existentialism. Isolated in her bedroom, drowning in existentialist theories, she begins a journey of self discovery, almost losing her grip on reality. With no-one else to talk to, she turns to her only outlet … her camera. 

Glorious

6 - 8 May

a new play written & performed by Laura Patch

directed by Dolly Wells and Babs Wiltshire

Gloria could have been a star, instead she's turning up to her daughter's play a little late, a little drunk and causing havoc. Lots of characters, a possessed answerphone machine from 1992,and a nosey neighbour that gets more than she bargained for. A silly, dark, heart-warming show.

Glorious was first performed at the Leicester comedy festival this year and was nominated for the audience choice award.

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YOGA & SEX...for women (over 40)

by Kathryn Haywood, directed by Dan Mersh

9th - 11th May at 7pm

Being a woman! Being over 40! Sex! 

Kath has found the solution to all three of these problems. 

YOGA!

Based on three real Australian self-help books from the 1960s, Yoga for Women, Sex and Yoga and Yoga Over Forty by Nancy Phelan and Michael Volin. 

Are they out-of-date? Of course not! Kath (Kathryn Haywood) has found loads of helpful advice and practical exercises that are still relevant today to help you “stay slim for your husband,” “destroy your wrinkles” and “save your unhappy marriage.”

You don’t have to be a woman, you don’t need to be over forty and you don’t even have to be sexual. Join Kath as she delves into the Kama Sutra, finds out what ‘the four different types of women’ smell of and almost does some yoga.

★★★★★"Sheer delight...Haywood's timing is pitch perfect, her expressive face like an Australian Fleabag. You laugh and laugh and it's all over too quickly. Brilliant." The Reviews Hub

★★★★ "Hilariously written and effortlessly performed...a rejuvenating experience that will leave anyone gasping for breath from laughter." Adventures in Theatreland
★★★★ "A witty and genuine laugh-out-loud show...her whole performance was wonderful." Binge Fringe

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Freddie Hayes: The Magic Lady + David Hoskin in "A Haunted House!" Split Bill

directed by Mikey Bligh Smith & Elf Lyons

12th May from 7pm

Freddie Hayes brings outrageous character comedy "The Magic Lady." Formerly a glamorous assistant, this haphazard showbiz loon now has her moment in the spotlight. Expect ridiculous props, puppets, and true magic. 'She is the most perfect clown and a fantastic storyteller.' everythingtheatre ★★★★

David Hoskin ('Phenomenal' ✭✭✭✭✭ Broadwayworld.com) presents "A Haunted House!" a hysterical, terrifying and surreal tale, about one hair-raising night in a haunted house. Performing as a cast of multiple characters and merging mime, physical comedy and sound design this is a must for fans of physical comedy and horror!

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Sunday on the Rocks by Theresa Rebeck

directed by Rachael Bellis

Bread and Roses Theatre, Clapham 22 May - 1 June

It's an idyllic Sunday in a sleepy Boston suburb, and three housemates decide to have scotch for breakfast, naturally. A Theresa Rebeck masterpiece, Sunday on the Rocks, explores the problems of several young women in the nineties. Elly is pregnant and considering an abortion, Jen is being harassed by a coworker, and Gayle feels lost. Their problems are exacerbated by a fourth roommate -- Jessica -- whose religious compassion and activist zeal does not extend to their individual problems. As they drink, debate, discuss, and dance, it becomes clear just how muddied making a moral decision is in a world with only shades of grey.

“Sunday on the Rocks” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd.

Kitchen Underwear

4 - 8 June

written by Maria Goikhberg & Kate Stamoulis

directed by Becca Donley

How far can you push a sex metaphor, a romantic friendship, and questionable interior décor choices?

When Ash and Zee move into their tiny Edinburgh apartment, they begin to navigate the emotional rollercoaster of their early twenties. What they don’t expect is confronting the age-old question of, "do I want to date you or do I just want to be you?"

Told through diary entries of two (endearingly strange?) flatmates, Kitchen Underwear follows their search for what queer love means and how to show it.

The Real Improvised Housewives of Clapham

directed by Cristina Jerney

produced by Catapult Theatre London

11th - 15th June at 7pm

Gather your favourite slut pigs and step into the chaotic, unfiltered world of "The Real Improvised Housewives of Clapham" – the show that's not scripted, not rehearsed, and definitely not your typical reality TV.

In this wild ride, the glamorous streets of Clapham become the backdrop for a group of diverse and quick-witted individuals who will have you laughing, cringing and wanting to throw a glass of wine (or leg) across a table.

Say goodbye to the overproduced and hello to the “real”, the raw, and the ridiculously entertaining. Don’t be all like… uncool - get ready for a binge-worthy experience brought to you by the morally corrupt Catapult Theatre London.

Disclaimer: We are NOT responsible for what comes out of their mouths… But who gon’ check em, boo?

Rebel Jam (A Queer Cabaret) 

produced by Crystal Turner-Brightman and Enlight Insight Theatre 

16 June

Join Enlight Insight Theatre this pride month for a queer cabaret at The Bread And Roses Theatre! 

Rebel Jam is a hybrid frenzy of drag, music, spoken word and poetry that you won’t want to miss! Follow this rainbow to a pot of gold by enjoying five shows for the price of one! What better way to celebrate the proudest night of the year! 

Looking for a safe space to celebrate your authentic self? Then this is the night out for you. 

PLEASURE CHAPTERS: No More Salad!

produced by Ineka Collective, directed by Angela Poulima and Natalia Meksa 

18th - 22nd June at 7pm

Embark on the vibrant journey of Ineka Collective and "Pleasure Chapters: No More Salad!" Picture the struggle: salads for six days, surrendering to the sweet allure of chocolate on the seventh. Navigate beauty standards, health, and body image through dance and storytelling. Brace yourself for the culinary dilemma, "TO EAT or NOT TO EAT?"—a playful clash with diet culture that might just have you questioning your salad loyalty. For those who've danced with salads, join us. It's a whimsical call to embrace freedom, dance without reservations, and relish life—pasta cravings and all.

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It’s a Mystery!

written and performed by Tim Benzie & directed by Sarah Chew

produced by Tim Benzie

25th - 29th June at 7pm

2nd-4th July at 9:30pm

5th & 6th July at 5pm

Tim Benzie, the acclaimed creator and host of Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote presents his new one-man show, a funny and engrossing deep dive into the appeal of murder mysteries. 

The audience are summoned to the drawing room as Tim takes on the role of detective, examining the clues that drew him to the genre as a child, a journey from Scooby Doo and Encyclopedia Brown, to German mystery-puzzle books via reading the entire works of Agatha Christie as a teenager. Along the way he draws connections between obsessions with detective films, the TV series Murder, She Wrote, his role as Detective Tim for Disney TV and his current Solve-Along show.

Funny, touching and showcasing the delight in pop culture minutiae that has made Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote a cult hit, It’s a Mystery! will appeal to fans of the genre and anyone who’s ever wondered whodunnit (and why).

West End Best Friend

***** Five stars

“Benzie is a great host. His enthusiasm for this genre is immediately apparent and his journey through the topic, heartfelt … This is a great insight, lots of fun and a joyful production at this year's Fringe. A killer of a show!”

THE CARNAGE RETURNS

written by Kym Nash, Maggie LeVine & Michael Monkhouse & Adapted for the stage by Kym Nash

produced by NASH & MONKHOUSE PRODUCTIONS

7th & 8th July at 7pm

The Carnage Returns is A Comedy Jukebox Musical featuring Marvin the Magnificent, magician, showman and occasional psychopath. This comedy-horror Jukebox musical follows him from childhood trauma through legal entanglements to Infamous showbiz glory

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