by David Weir
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8 December 2024
‘Who could fail to enjoy themselves?’ ★★★★★ As those of us who grew up loving panto know, Napoleon keeps his armies up his sleevies. But this Napoleon (Matthew Kellett) has someone else’s arm up there as well – Lord Nelson’s, shot off at Trafalgar (Historical Accuracy in the person of a Pedantic Professor is also shot off at this exuberant show’s pell mell opening) and, because of the Madness of King George III, it’s Nelson’s palm print alone that will open the vaults to England’s national treasure. So off set King George (Elliot Broadfoot), the Duke of Wellington (Jennie Jacobs) and the King’s daughter Georgina (Amy J. Payne), artfully dressed as a boy of course, to retrieve the Admiral’s arm and foil the dastardly French. Yup, it’s a suitably bonkers pantomime plot that’ll have panto fans yelling ‘Oh, Yes It Is’, and panto Naysayers wringing their hands and wondering what’s to become of us all. Jermyn Street last year tackled the Odyssey in panto form and did it with gusto. This year it’s the world’s most famous Corsican military genius who’s about to find himself cross-dressing and being booed and belting out an Abba closing medley that has to climax with, yes, that one about the history book on the shelf that’s always repeating itself. Panto success so often depends on tone – getting just right the mix between over-the-top knowingness and being professional enough to take things seriously, and John Savournin’s and Benji Sperring’s direction manages that in spades. We get the old favourites – terrible gags, songs, winks to the audience and a bit of audience participation when some cows need milking or when the mad monarch (Broadfoot’s a fabulous droll), needs our sympathy as he loses the plot. But we also get a fresh, funny script performed with real brio by a uniformly strong cast, historically knowing enough to dispense with any pretence at accuracy, confident enough to give us our evil dame in the shape of the grasping ghost of Marie Antoinette (Rosie Strobel). As so often, the Jermyn Street stage set is inventively and unexpectedly used, the backdrop providing plenty of surprising entry points for a visual gag or awful joke. And the show rattles along at speed with a score of largely cheesy 1980s rock tunes (strong Meat Loaf, Elton, Queen, movie soundtrack vibe here) given witty lyrical makeovers (Wellington singing about the beef he wants to wrap in pastry and so forth). As the curtain fell and we filed out of the Jermyn Street’s cosy confines, the couple ahead of me asked me who could fail to enjoy themselves at that. Whoever it is who would so fail, you’d have to feel sorry for them. Sheer joy. UN PETIT PANTOMIME by John Savournin Director: John Savournin and Benji Sperring Jermyn Street Theatre 21 November 2024 to 5 January 2025 Box Office: https://www.jermynstreettheatre.co.uk/show/napoleon-un-petit-pantomime/ Reviewer David Weir’s plays include Confessional (Oran Mor, Glasgow), Better Together (Jack Studio, London). Those and others performed across Scotland, Wales and England, and in Australia, Canada, South Korea, Switzerland and Belgium. Awards include Write Now Festival prize, Constance Cox award, SCDA best depiction of Scottish life, and twice Bruntwood longlisted.